Asta the Pasta Summoner

 ASTA

To be honest, I don't remember much. I was a teen just looking for some friends. The backstory is quite simple, really. I had just gone through a major year of depression, I'd had absolutely no friends online or "offline". {But you know, lets break the 4th wall rq, I've always managed to bounce back from hard troubles and make it through.} I had discovered anime and was really intrigued with it, it made time pass by so fast, so many days of depression went by, so many days where I didn't have to think about the void I lived in. And that might seem like your typical teenage story but I truly had no one, my family is very complicated. So I truly had no one to rely on but my own self to get out of my depression. But as I was saying, I found anime, I believe it was Animekisa or something. I was watching black clover or something when i was suddenly tagged on Disqus in my notifs. It was for the Abyss chatroom, I remember how suspicious I was of it lmao, again this was just some random website I was on, I was just there for the anime so I did not expect to actually have "mail". So I did what I'm best at, I clicked the suspicious random creepy guy (Satyam) text message and found myself in a completely random environment. At first it felt like i was chatting on some random old gaming platform, it felt like it was a pacman game because I had never been on such a WEIRD website, right? So i was awfully sus about everything still. And I remember talking to some guy named Ron and he was a moderator, and I remember a lot of fun people, and that's where i met Sovi and Saty and Yoshi and Dark and so many other great OG people. And it was fun. It was alot of fun, I remember how the first "night" that i spent there was the last "day" that the abyss was actually fully active again. 

And I had a fucking BLAAAST it was SO fun. And I sort of got addicted, it was so fucking funny how everyone was attacking each other and still having a blast, it felt like i was constantly at one of those American movie college party's. It genuinely felt like I was able to find a place to just rest. And so I got addicted with mbti, so addicted in fact that I began to spend every minute, hour, day, whenever I could, I would spend it there. And I began to help summon people, and I loved it because i really wanted to get the place active again. And I treated it like a job, i spent hours to summon random disqus people across websites, and yk the best part? I got payed nothinggg, but tis all good im used to it ig. I mean, i guess I was awarded top summoner i think, so thats a bonus. I also began to be known as the "Disqus Summoner" or something, the Summoning God, I forgot what the true nickname was tbh, these are just my best guesses. Anyways after that some shit happened and I was banned, so I expected to be done with it because I started to realize how unhealthy it was of me, I really started to crave disqus because I needed the attention because I had nobody else. And it really hurt me.

So I left, and then coincdientally Yoshi made Atlantis with alot of other good friends that I knew! (Remember how I said things just randomly go my way when I feel like im about to be left alone forever??) So yeaah that was made, I didnt really feel like going to Atlantis because at first it was REALLY weird and i mean WEIRD. Darknine I didny really like him. He was my step dad along with some person named Chaos who I had originally befreinded on Abyss. But yeah Chaos left at some point so I was just left with the annoying grand Dark of the Nine.

So I suppose i was annoyed with him, but I really liked him, I didn't know how to interact with him though to be fair, he was always catching the ladies and that kinda made me feel like I had to compete (No not really ofc not why would you pfft nono haha made you think) so I just kind of avoided him, despite how much he meant to me. And Atlantis was REALLY simpy and weird so that too kinda made me avoid it. But then idk something happened and I decided to join, and I decieded I wanted to be a moderator at Atlantis instead of Abyss. So I had a blast at Atlantis, I met many new people, Golden, Cosmi, so many great people who I sadly cant name because my memory is shit for names, im more of a memory based off of experience kind of person. So I suck with names. But I met alot of great people and I watched Atlantis grow, I watched my friends grow up with me, I got in a few relationships that I do not regret one bit, every bit of that made me who I am today. I take nothing back, I have no regrets here.

And I took alot of screenshots, made quite a few annoying posts, and I probably pissed off quite a few people, which was funny. I discovered MBTI at some point, and I think that really started to change who I was too, I started to mature more, and I started to vent more to Atlantis and people were there to support me, sometimes. I also discovered Terra, Haunted Mound, and another place. I met Zero and had SO many fights with him and Mei Mei.

I rememember that was the first time I actually felt like i successfully won arguments B) i ragebaited the fuck out of the both of them while maintaining my rationality arent i so call ya ik ik ik mwah mwah. And I created Olympus and I thought it would work out with Olympus in the Skies and Atlantis in the Seas. But not everything works out, I started to delete some accounts because I wasn't getting the support that I thought I needed from the people i cherished the most, I remember spending my school days just laughing my ass off, I spent a whole summer just talking on Atlantis and helping with event stuff, eventually I decided to head to Discord after all the drama i had been in. That didnt last long, I became an Event mod for a bit and even had my name and face plastered on the Atlantis Mod page (Isnt that fucking cool??) . And I eventually left Atlantis and I remember vivdly finding CITADEL when I was in Spokane which is a bigger city near me, I was sitting in a little hot dog wagon restaurant and I remember meeting the people there at Citadel. And yeah, I helped innovate quite a few things there too. But then I left like always because I was unhappy the benefits heh.

But that's alright, nowadays i'm a free man, I say hi every now and then, I'm trying to say hi more but i keep forgeting, but sometimes i remember you guys and how much fun I had and I really just wanna cry sometimes because you guys are like my second family and yeah heh.

I'm doing fine now though, I have a girlfriend and her name is Ida, weve been dating for 5 months now and our anniversary is June 5th, it's long distance since she's Euro and I'm American, But we love each other. We plan to see eachother this summer and I bought her a lovely necklace I hope she will enjoy. I dont mind telling yall this, I love you guys after all And I want to attend a business school where she lives so we can live together.

and I want to become a COO and help operate a big company one day, I know im good at giving advice and helping impliment things, that is all thanks to you guys helping me find what I am good at. Thank you guys for giving me the chance to be your friend, hater, lover, ass kisser, etc. I can't wait to tell you guys more when I get the chance to. Dark, Sovi, Saty, Yoshi, Cosmi, Arty, Goldfish(Golden), Chaos, Zero, RF, Mei Mei, Anish, Nobii, Ikagura, Thera, Steppy, Ryan, Fluffpaws, and SOOO many others, I cant even begin to name everyone, thank you so much for this amazing journey, I love you all more than you know.